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SadyangMatalino.tumblr.com is NOT my brother.

I hope this entry travels around so that it reaches you. Or I hope that you’re self centered enough to look yourself up and end up here in my blog. You don’t deserve a private message.

If this didn’t mean a great deal to me, I would be in bed now instead of trying to quietly type so as not to wake my brother up at 3 in the morning.

This is my brother, by the way…

His name is Enrico. And I’m his older sister. I’m a pretty protective older sister too. And I was pretty pissed off when I found out that his picture was circulating Tumblr and you were trying to pass off as him. Unless my parents forgot to tell us that Enrico had an identical twin brother and they didn’t have sufficient funds to raise him which is why they gave him away, then I’m sorry pero POSER ang tawag sayo.

I did a little bit of investigating (which is something I’m pretty good at in the internet, I must say) and I found out that you have recently owned up to your fault of claiming my brother’s face as your own (you’ve been at it since 2009). I also know that you have quite the following and that you’re looked up to by many Filipino Tumblr bloggers because of your wit. I know that you are called many names including Jepoy, Ethan and different variations of both those names and sometimes with a Kuya or a Bebe or other forms of endearment. I know that you hi-jacked my cousin’s identity as well and claimed he was your brother. (http://sadyangmatalino.tumblr.com/post/10681762544)

Here’s my cousin, Adrian San Juan with my brother Enrico and my other cousin (whose identity I hope you never steal):

This is my BROTHER and my COUSIN and you have been parading around the Tumblr world wearing their faces. How you even got to them, I will probably never know. Maybe you thought you’d never be found out. Kung ganon nga, palitan mo na tumblr name mo.

Another thing that pissed me off was you stealing some of my pictures and passing them off as your own.

http://sadyangmatalino.tumblr.com/post/10552890415 - I tweeted this and you stole it from me. I bet you can’t name everything on this plate to save your life.

http://sadyangmatalino.tumblr.com/post/10351803104 - Show me the exact same bowl on the exact same table with the exact same teethmarks on the bread and I’ll give you permission to yank off all my toenails with a pair of pliers.

http://sadyangmatalino.tumblr.com/post/7070602798 - I am clueless as to why you’re so interested in the food I eat that you like to claim them as your own but you really should see someone about this. This actually HURT me for reasons I can’t quite grasp yet. Mom made this one day and we were all psyched about it because it was nice to see her let loose and make us something we could flaunt to our friends and say “Look what my mom made us for lunch!” By reposting this picture as your own, you have successfully scooped up horse manure and smeared it all over OUR meal. Seriously.

I know how it feels to go down the road of False, travel miles and miles, get lost, look back to see if you can still retrace your steps and end up going with the flow anyway just to end up being bitten in the ass in the end. I know how it feels.

Though a lot of people admire you for the way you speak your mind and call things how they are, I really hope you did not use Enrico’s face. Medyo bastos ka kasi magsalita minsan at pinaghirapan naman ng magulang ko palakahin ang kapatid ko ng mabuti. Saktong babuyan festival lang ang tema ng blog mo at hindi ganon and kapatid ko kaya kung ano pa mang kamanyakan ang meron ka, leave him the fuck out of it.